My name is not actually Penny Dreadful. It is Penelope Jones. The 'Dreadful' bit is my dad's joke, but this time I really wasn't trying to be dreadful. No, I was just trying to Do My Best, so it is completely not my fault that right now I am sort of blueish all over and so is my sister Daisy's swan outfit and I was also really trying to help Joshua Bottomley fall in love with Daisy by doing a science experiment on him but I did not know that he would just go a bit pale and green and it would all turn into one big kerfuffle!